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[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

[For some people, being on an island paradise full of lovely ladies with very curvy figures is something beyond even their wildest dreams.

For Laharl, it's the worst nightmare that could've been dreamt.

It seems innocuous enough: the sun is shining brightly, the sand is white and soft underneath your feet, and there is an abundance of...particularly endowed girls having fun underneath the sun. However, before you can even get around to enjoying it, a blood-curdling scream pierces the air. Clearly, someone doesn't see this as paradise.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

((OOC: ...Well, it's canon. Laharl has a phobia of women with big breasts. If you happen to be one, expect even more screaming.))

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[waterfell.livejournal.com]

[She steps a bit closer as her attention is drawn by something out near the water.]

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD NO]

Didn't you hear me?! I said, keep those giant boobs away from me!!

[He scrambles backwards, looking rather...unhappy. Why couldn't it have been something else?]

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

[Her well-endowed chest bounces a bit more than it really should by the laws of physics, as if someone wants to rub them the situation in Laharl's face.]

What's wrong with you anyway?

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

Nothing! Just keep that chest ten feet away from me and I'll be fine!

[Clearly, being laharul is suffering.]

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

[She'd really, really like to snap out some remark about breasts just being part of a woman's body but- Her cheeks are so red she's really like to dump a glass of water on them, by now.]

This is embarrassing. You're trying to humiliate me.

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

I could say the same thing! What are you trying to do, kill me?!

[He knows that already, it's just...well. Large breasts = DO NOT WANT. At least, for him, anyway.]

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

I'm not like this because I want to be! It's your fault!

[Seriously, Laharl. She slaps guys down; she doesn't want this. There must be a happy medium.]

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

[It's not his fault!!]

My fault?! I'm trying to get away from all the women here!

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

[Wait. It's finally starting to dawn on her. The smirk that crosses her face is anything but pleasant.

And yes, she's coming closer. Let's find out just what effects this will have.]

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

[Oh, no. Oh, no.

He freezes up, then tries to scramble away before she can come any closer. How did he get into this situation again? Why wasn't one of those other, more perverted Overlords dreaming this instead of him? Why was he being subjected to this?]

Do I have to repeat it for you?! Stay the hell away from me!

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

I don't think I want to. [Smile, smile. She smells weakness. And he had barked out that cowardly comment about killing him. She doubts it'll do that, but wouldn't it be nice to know what this will do to him?

For future reference. If needed.]

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

[It won't kill him, but he will freak out. Like he's doing right now.]

Stop that! What the hell's this for, anyway?!

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

I'm just interested in this. I didn't know you were so easy. [That would be her coming closer. Closer. Her hand rests at her hip.]

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

[Yep, this is Laharl freaking out.]

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

[She's working him towards the corner. Better be careful. Step. Step.]

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

[He freezes up in reply. He'd faint, but that's rather much, so the only thing that actually moves is his mouth, as if he's trying to protest.]

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

[And now she's leaning right. in. close.]

Isn't it a romantic sort of situation? [There's so much sarcasm in the word; she's just provoking him.]

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

Romantic?! There's nothing romantic about this!

[This is Laharl we're talking about. He...doesn't quite like romance. He only just got over hating on even the most platonic of loves!]

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

A guy and a girl, so close like this. [So provoking.]

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

Only because you're trying to get closer!

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

How rude. I just wanted to get to know each other. [And torture him with whatever about this he hates so much.]

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

I don't want to! [Not when she has that chest.]

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

[Hey, the chest is beautiful. Especially when it means she can forget to be embarrassed by freaking him out.]

Such a scared person. Can this really be a demon lord?

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

Overlord! Etna's the demon lord, get it right. And get your boobs out of my face!

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

Who'd want to seduce you anyway?

I just want to know why you're so scared.

[tiniestoverlord.livejournal.com]

I'm allergic to sexy women, not scared!

[LIAR.]

[waterfell.livejournal.com]

That's what I want to find out. What effects this allergy has.

[Never, ever let him find out hers. Though at least he's unlikely to ever provoke it, even if he knew.]