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[For some people, being on an island paradise full of lovely ladies with very curvy figures is something beyond even their wildest dreams.

For Laharl, it's the worst nightmare that could've been dreamt.

It seems innocuous enough: the sun is shining brightly, the sand is white and soft underneath your feet, and there is an abundance of...particularly endowed girls having fun underneath the sun. However, before you can even get around to enjoying it, a blood-curdling scream pierces the air. Clearly, someone doesn't see this as paradise.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

((OOC: ...Well, it's canon. Laharl has a phobia of women with big breasts. If you happen to be one, expect even more screaming.))

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[To say Mizuno Ami's bust has gotten bigger would be an understatement worthy of a prize. (When she wakes up, she'll swear the back pain is from sleeping in the wrong position.)

Her head snaps towards the sound of the commotion, and she spots Laharl. Her cheeks flame crimson despite herself; this is a really embarrassing way to be seen!]

[If it's embarrassing for her, then the moment Laharl realizes that there is yet another well-endowed girl on the island is downright painful. Mostly for him.]

What the hell?! D-Don't come anywhere near me!!

[Like many teenage girls, Ami hadn't been wholly contented with her small chest size. However, her body now? is ridiculous. How do women born like this walk properly?]

Like I was planning to anyway! [She takes out her irritation on Laharl as the nearest possible scapegoat.]

I'm serious! Don't come anywhere near me with those giant boobs!

[And Laharl's doing the same thing.]

[She really isn't helping her case when she keeps looking down at her own chest. Are these real? Somehow, she knows they are.]

Just tell me what's going on here. Pervert!

[This is his dream, right? This is what he wants, right? Stupid men.]

How should I know?! I didn't even want to be here!

[His dad's the pervert, he happens to be very allergic towards girls with large breasts.]

[She steps a bit closer as her attention is drawn by something out near the water.]

[OH GOD NO]

Didn't you hear me?! I said, keep those giant boobs away from me!!

[He scrambles backwards, looking rather...unhappy. Why couldn't it have been something else?]

[Her well-endowed chest bounces a bit more than it really should by the laws of physics, as if someone wants to rub ~~them~~ the situation in Laharl's face.]

What's wrong with you anyway?

Nothing! Just keep that chest ten feet away from me and I'll be fine!

[Clearly, being laharul is suffering.]

[She'd really, really like to snap out some remark about breasts just being part of a woman's body but- Her cheeks are so red she's really like to dump a glass of water on them, by now.]

This is embarrassing. You're trying to humiliate me.

I could say the same thing! What are you trying to do, kill me?!

[He knows that already, it's just...well. Large breasts = DO NOT WANT. At least, for him, anyway.]

I'm not like this because I want to be! It's your fault!

[Seriously, Laharl. She slaps guys down; she doesn't want this. There must be a happy medium.]

[It's not his fault!!]

My fault?! I'm trying to get away from all the women here!

[Wait. It's finally starting to dawn on her. The smirk that crosses her face is anything but pleasant.

And yes, she's coming closer. Let's find out just what effects this will have.]

[Oh, no. Oh, no.

He freezes up, then tries to scramble away before she can come any closer. How did he get into this situation again? Why wasn't one of those other, more perverted Overlords dreaming this instead of him? Why was he being subjected to this?]

Do I have to repeat it for you?! Stay the hell away from me!

I don't think I want to. [Smile, smile. She smells weakness. And he had barked out that cowardly comment about killing him. She doubts it'll do that, but wouldn't it be nice to know what this will do to him?

For future reference. If needed.]

[It won't kill him, but he will freak out. Like he's doing right now.]

Stop that! What the hell's this for, anyway?!

I'm just interested in this. I didn't know you were so easy. [That would be her coming closer. Closer. Her hand rests at her hip.]

[Yep, this is Laharl freaking out.]

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!

[She's working him towards the corner. Better be careful. Step. Step.]

[He freezes up in reply. He'd faint, but that's rather much, so the only thing that actually moves is his mouth, as if he's trying to protest.]

[And now she's leaning right. in. close.]

Isn't it a romantic sort of situation? [There's so much sarcasm in the word; she's just provoking him.]

Romantic?! There's nothing romantic about this!

[This is Laharl we're talking about. He...doesn't quite like romance. He only just got over hating on even the most platonic of loves!]

A guy and a girl, so close like this. [So provoking.]

Only because you're trying to get closer!

How rude. I just wanted to get to know each other. [And torture him with whatever about this he hates so much.]

I don't want to! [Not when she has that chest.]

[Hey, the chest is beautiful. Especially when it means she can forget to be embarrassed by freaking him out.]

Such a scared person. Can this really be a demon lord?

Overlord! Etna's the demon lord, get it right. And get your boobs out of my face!

Who'd want to seduce you anyway?

I just want to know why you're so scared.

I'm allergic to sexy women, not scared!

[LIAR.]

That's what I want to find out. What effects this allergy has.

[Never, ever let him find out hers. Though at least he's unlikely to ever provoke it, even if he knew.]

[Now this is more like it. Peter's found himself lying back on a beach chair drinking green liquor out of a coconut with a little umbrella, while busty women play volleyball right in front of him. Another one is bringing him his second drink, and her bikini is particularly skimpy. Peter raises his sunglasses and leers.]

Well, hello...

[And then he hears the scream. The dream amplifies it to such a loud volume that he nearly falls out of the chair.]

What the hell...?

[Laharl, on the other hand, is getting the same treatment. Only...well, this is the same kid whose stats got cut in half when a bunch of very sexy succubi and nekomata, among other ~~really sexy~~ demons, started crowding him. And spouting off optimistic phrases at him.

...at least no one's doing the latter. The busty women were enough.]

Get me out of here!! K-Keep that ample chest away from me!!

[If it weren't so loud, it would almost be hilarious. As it is, Peter rips off his sunglasses and glares in Laharl's direction.]

Oi! Kid!! Turn down the volume!

Then find a way to get these sexy women away from me!

[Your glares don't affect him! He's way more scared of the women trying to crowd him.]

[Fuck, is this kid still in the cootie phase, or what? Still, he'll gladly take the ladies off Laharl's hands if that's what he wants... even if, admittedly, there's too many for Peter to handle all at once. But he'll stand and move over to the woman trying to serve Laharl a drink and lay a hand on her bare shoulder.]

Hey, beautiful. Why're you tormenting the poor kid? He's obviously not too desirous of your attention.

[he's not sure why he's in his ~~original game~~ old ex-SOLDIER outfit or how he ended up on a beach. The bandages on his arm are firmly in place though and he can feel the ache under them and the heavy iron bracer. It steals his attention away from the well-endowed women for a long moment and when he does notice them, he's more puzzled by the lack of any men in the area than their chest sizes on the girls~~Tifa's long since broken him when it comes to bust sizes and women~~.

Still the sun feels good and reminds him a little of Costa del Sol and he's just thinking about relaxing when he hears the scream.

Cue sprint down the beach to find out who's being torn limb from limb by monsters.]

Edited 2011-09-22 07:07 (UTC)

[...Not exactly torn limb from limb, though the way he's trying to get away from all those lovely women makes it seem that way.]

D-Don't come any closer! STAY AWAY!!

[he's primed for a fight -

but all he sees are a bunch of girls. Without weapons. Or anywhere to conceal them...

They seem pretty harmless looking actually. But the... strange little man seems pretty upset about something. Maybe it's something Cloud's not aware of?

Maybe the little guy's had one too many tropic mixed drinks?

So Cloud's hand will stay on the hilt of his sword as he asks calmly:]

What exactly are you scared of?

What do you think?!

[you're just going to get a look bitty guy.

oh, and a very, very dry:]

Sand fleas?

[ For Aerith, this is more suddenly, a girl party! than a curvaceous paradise. But, it's still interrupted by the scream.

And that didn't sound like a girl's scream. Judging by how free everyone's being around here about their fun (want sunscreen on your back? Just let your top down!), uh... ]

We weren't expecting any guys, right? No? Maybe it's a creep... [ Which would be extremely rude if that's the case. She frowns. ] We should find him!

[ And this is how Aerith ended up with a small band of merry ~~mammaries~~ women accompanying her to find Laharl.

Who is probably already surrounded by too many women for his liking.

Sorry, Laharl. ]

[Laharl, in the meantime, is already freaking out when Aerith and her merry band of well-endowed ladies arrive.]

Stay away from me! What the hell is wrong with you people?! K-KEEP THOSE SEXY BODIES AWAY FROM ME!!

[ ...What. Aerith puts her hands on her hips, annoyed. ] Hey! What's your problem?

[ Now when it comes to endowments, Aerith is... not Tifa-sized, and probably not quite as big as the other women with her. She's definitely not flat, either; just about average. ~~But those hips...~~ Whether that pings Laharl or not, who knows? ]

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I... had to. May be slower than slow due to notif issues, but will do my best! <3

That's fine, that's fine! Thanks!

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...this makes me lol.

/bows

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no resisting a post like this!

ahaha, I'm glad!

I've been looking for an excuse to jump in one of your posts ;)

dfsfdasf thanks!

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