"That doesn't help me much. Never heard of "Earth" either. What, a place named after dirt?" She laughs. "Plenty of dirt where I'm from, but it's not called that. Don't got any princes, either."

She's not too concerned with the princess' quest, herself. "I ain't too sure you've got this 'looking for somebody' thing down. You're not going to find anything hanging around here playing a harp. Except maybe your own ass, if you're looking for that."

A pause. "It's right behind you, by the way."