[ A trick question! An airhead priest wouldn't hide at all.
A touch overzealous, he jumps to the edge of the nearest plaza fountain to get a better look out over the crowd-- And for just a couple of seconds, this seems like a really good plan! He even manages to spot her, and lifts an arm to wave. ]
Oh! Over here--
[ Except that's the arm still holding his suitcase, and, easily overbalanced, he trips on his own toes and goes over the side with a scream and an enormous splash. And the crowd clears conveniently away from the immediate disaster area. ]
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A touch overzealous, he jumps to the edge of the nearest plaza fountain to get a better look out over the crowd-- And for just a couple of seconds, this seems like a really good plan! He even manages to spot her, and lifts an arm to wave. ]
Oh! Over here--
[ Except that's the arm still holding his suitcase, and, easily overbalanced, he trips on his own toes and goes over the side with a scream and an enormous splash. And the crowd clears conveniently away from the immediate disaster area. ]