[ ...Because even if he knew where he was going, he'd still be the most easily distractible tour guide in the universe. Every time they pass a food vendor or a sidewalk cafe, he veers off course.
Look, there he goes, again. It's well past breakfast time, right? And those waitresses have the cutest uniforms...
Wait. Crap. Where did his tour guide go!? He can barely see through the crowd, but he runs to catch up in what is hopefully the right direction. ]
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Look, there he goes, again. It's well past breakfast time, right? And those waitresses have the cutest uniforms...
Wait. Crap. Where did his tour guide go!? He can barely see through the crowd, but he runs to catch up in what is hopefully the right direction. ]