Oh? But wouldn't it be a cheat no matter what I tried to charge for? A priest's services, by nature, come free. It would be unconscionable for me to demand a fee!

[ He twirls his fork as he speaks, mocking up something vaguely reminiscent of a thoughtful expression. Outside, a brief flash of light speeds past in the darkness as the train rumbles over a switching station, driving ever onwards toward its uncertain destination. ]