General Obvious just didn't sound quite right, and Seira honestly didn't care too much about military rank at the moment.

"You obviously missed the part where I took control of an army and unleashed a horde of monsters on the world." She grinned, "I could offer a glass of water to someone and they'd think I was up to something."

She laughed a little, "Really now? Nobody at all? I figured you'd have someone, probably one of those nutters in a lab coat."