"Look fabulous, and in the worst case cenario wreck a gown I wasn't ever gonna wear again." She nodded, "I'll probably drink more than I should and threaten to set some uptight woman who made faces at me on fire. It'll be a fabulous night out."

She sighed, raising an eyebrow at a monsterous confection of white with tiny multicolored flowers all over it. "Right, you want to try to find something that's not going to make me look like a freak?"