"If you're interested," Mercury offers, "I'll show you."

The good news is that the offer is legitimate, and so is the training. The bad news is that it will seem as nonsensical as, say, pirouettes and tumbling. (Both of which, she's noted, Joan has been doing quite well at.)

"There's no point in staying here anyway." This is true; neither of them is particularly the type to be interested in the convention.